10) You can pretend your tears are from the cold wind and not life
9) No spiders!
8) All that tension is a killer core workout
7) Something to complain about besides the roads
6) Great icebreaker (ha!)
5) No one is around to hear you scream
4) Records low water bills thanks to those frozen pipes
3) Impossibly high snowbanks thwart Viking raids
1) What do you mean “unending?” This will end, right? RIGHT?