He starts talking about the upcoming Grey Cup. I assume he's talking to the people at the table behind us, but no, they get up and leave. And he keeps talking and giggling...
The following are highlights of the ensuing (mostly one-sided) conversation I had with Rick the Prick (as he called himself)
"So what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a survey for a project."
"Oh yeah, well I'm going to get you arrested! (walks to officer in line) Hey cop! This guy is doing a survey!"
"I'm just waiting here until 9am. That's when the bar opens. I get my coffee buzz, then I get my beer buzz."
(bringing over young girl who was waiting in line) "This girl will fill out your survey for you."
"No, it's okay, I'm just counting people in line."
(to girl) "You're very pretty." (girl flees)
"Oh, it's gonna be a great Grey Cup. The Lions are so bad, they can't even suck!"
This post is dedicated to a fellow CreComm first-year (sorry, I don't know your name - you have pink streaks in your hair) who I saw gracefully twist out of Rick's attempt to kiss her hand. Nice move, girl, nice move.