- A bar shouldn't speak about the liquor it serves as an "escape" from life's troubles
- No one can be seen to consume any alcohol
- A car cannot be heard
- You cannot use children's music
And so on. I decided to test the limits of these rules (against Kenton's wise warnings) by openly mocking them. If I quote the law that says an ad can't speak to the quality of the booze (I wondered), will I get away with it?
No! Kenton faxed (who does that anymore?) some of our ads over to the MLCC to check if they were on the level. And mine was struck down for implying the very thing I was speaking against. Which... is what I was doing. So I am justly caught. Sigh...
I did get the satisfaction of a good quote though. As relayed to me by Kenton Larsen, the MLCC employee's response to my ad was:
"Your student has broken the law in a very clever way."
Worth the autofail friends, worth the autofail.